We all had a very nice time in London, despite the seemingly bitter title of this post. We did (almost) everything we set out to do, and had a fantastic time doing it:
THE SHOW: WICKED
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| Heidi and I at the Apollo Victoria theatre |
The show, of course, was absolutely delightful. We had a fabulous time, although Dan claimed to have nodded off at some point in the first act; Heidi agreed that the show had a prominent "girl-power" theme and would not appeal to the average guy.
THE FOOD: INDIAN
We decided to stop for a bite to eat before seeing Wicked: Dan was in the mood for Indian food, and Heidi and I took that suggestion and ran with it. We found a small Indian restaurant directly across the street from the theatre; the sign said it was closed, but according to our watches it should have been open already, so Dan went ahead and tugged on the door handle.
The host came to the door and informed us that the restaurant was, in fact, not open (it was then that we discovered our failure to reset our watches), but he let us in anyway. We sat at a table chatting for a while until the host returned and presented us with the following offer: he would bring out various dishes for us to try (what he described as 'the best of the best authentic Indian cuisine'); a feast of lamb and chicken and rice and curry. We took him up on his offer, and did not regret it. The food was absolutely delicious!
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| Indian food |
I was a bit nervous when he laid the bill on the table, but that was (almost) the best part of all: our meal was pretty cheap (unless I managed to erase the actual cost from my mind), plus we got complimentary chocolate mint squares.
THE HOTEL ROOM: TINY
I knew that our lodging would not be the best; after all, Dan and I were aiming for convenient and affordable (keyword:
cheap). A few days after I made our reservation Dan approached me, a worried expression on his face. 'Did you read any of the reviews on this hotel?' he asked. I told him I hadn't, and wasn't sure if I wanted to know what he had discovered.
I spoke with Heidi later- she hadn't yet reserved her room, at that point- and we decided that the hotel would be considered suitable as long as it met one very important condition: no bedbugs.
All in all, it wasn't that bad:
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| Entrance to our (tiny) room |
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| The rest of our room |
THE ESSENTIALS: TOURISTY FUN
We started out early the day after the show: we began by heading over to the Tower of London. Before arriving at our desired location- led by Dan and Heidi's collection of maps and travel pamphlets- we found ourselves at a Merchant Navy memorial; I read an inscription on one of the plaques which honored the Sailors who have "no grave but the sea."
We stood around for a while before heading across the street to see the Tower. It was much more involved than I orignally thought, and we spent a significant amount of time there, searching for torture chambers and execution sites, and finished our tour with an on-site lunch of fish and chips (questionable ketchup included).
Later in the day, we took the tube to check out the Parliament buildings and Big Ben; as soon as we stepped onto the sidewalk I glanced up and saw the huge clock towering above us and the massive London Eye across the street. We took a couple of pictures and eventually wandered over towards Westminster Abbey, then argued in a highly civilized manner over which route would take us most quickly to Buckingham Palace. Before heading that way, however, we decided to take a detour to Trafalgar Square, where Dan took pictures of various statues while Heidi and I went to a cafe to purchase coffee and brownies (due to the dining-in surcharge, we took our goodies out to the curb and consumed them there).
After passing a Changing of the Guards ceremony involving horses (which we couldn't see clearly due to a inconveniently placed guard shack), we headed to the palace, crossing what we believed to be Hyde Park and arriving at the gates the same time as nightfall. We did manage to get a good view of the building, and snapped a few photos to commemorate the experience.
As we traveled back to the underground station (our shoes muddy from crossing through the grass instead of staying on the sidewalk), Dan mentioned how easily it would be for us to drop by the King's Cross station (the site of the infamous Platform 9
3/4, as all worthy Harry Potter fans know) and take a few pictures there as well. Of course, Heidi and I took the bait. Unfortunately, we were not aware of the Platform 9
3/4 monument set up on the wall outside, and instead bravely wrestled our way inside of the station to take photos:
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| In "disguise" at Platform 9 |
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| The "real" Platform 9 3/4 (per Wikipedia) |
THE CABBIES: CRABBY
London cabbies have a system: they line up and collect customers in the strictest order. Therefore, a cabbie may wait approximately half an hour or more in line before getting an opportunity to find someone in need of a ride.
This was the case when Heidi and I were making our way back to the hotel; we were returning from a short shopping excursion while Dan visited the British museum (we parted ways earlier that morning after devouring an "authentic British breakfast" of eggs, bacon, toast, and beans in a very adorable diner; we were to meet him later at the hotel). After a bit of walking my knee began to act up (both of them, unfortunately, which resulted in excrutiating pain), and Heidi insisted we take a cab for the remainder of the trip (a 5-10 minute walk, admittedly). I didn't argue, and we made our way to the front of the line of cabs, only to be crabbily rebuffed by the cabbie with the explanation given above.
So we walked away and sat on the curb, and after a five minute rest continued on our way.
THE WEATHER: SUNNY (OVERALL)
Amazingly enough, it was sunny for most of our trip, which was a good thing, since Dan lost his hat at some point during our various bus/tube rides.