I would like to say that the (extremely compelling) reason for my "absence" was the exhausting-yet-enormously-gratifying period Dan and I spent traveling throughout Europe - engaging in witty conversation with locals and munching happily on croissants while sitting pretty in the comfortable little chairs of various outdoor cafes. Unfortunately, this was not the case.
What has really happened since my last update? Not too much.
Actually, quite a bit
did happen, though most of it (everyday occurrences such as crushing Dan in our latest Scrabble match; encountering a non-English speaking French guy at the Burger King drive-thru on base; attempting to rush home from work, but ultimately being delayed on account of a massive stau on the autobahn; Dan finding my hair everywhere-including in his side of the bathroom cabinet-
again...) is not of much interest to anyone but myself.
Some of it, though...
TEXAS
During the latter part of June, Dan and I traveled to Texas to watch my little sister graduate from Air Force basic training (congrats again, Jessica!). Though we weren't able to attend the actual graduation (you suck, American Airlines!), we did get to spend some quality time with her, and the rest of my family:

Us at the Alamo
TRIP TO LIECHTENSTEIN
We also traveled to Liechtenstein, a week or so later, for my birthday: the trip included a slight detour into Austria, and another, even shorter one, into Switzerland (Dan doesn't like their autobahn toll policies).
We visited a modern art museum in Vaduz (Liechtenstein), a castle in Feldkirch (Austria), and drove quickly past the beautiful Alps in Switzerland.
A fun time was had by all!
ZIRKUS CHARLES KNIE
On the way back from the market approximately one week ago, Dan and I stopped at a bakery, because I wanted a 'snack.' On a table lay a brochure for a circus; Dan picked up two copies and we took them back home with us. Last Sunday, the final day of their run in Kaiserslautern, we went to see the show, and it was fantastic! I had so much fun, and it (almost) didn't even matter that everything was being said in German, and I couldn't understand a word anyone was saying.

FYI: Dan told me that Knie is the German word for "knee." Interesting.